Law school is taking away from my femcel gooner game I should drop out

wake up. contracts reading. eat lunch. civil procedure reading. take a two hour existential crisis break. legal analysis case.

NEVER go to law school. stick a needle in your urethra and gouge out your eyes. it’s the same experience and you won’t have to read about contracts.

Buffalo New York is God’s country.

normal guy: i love my kids and would die for them

My freshman year I was out the first night of college partying…and now I’m sitting at home doing fucking CONTRACTS READINGS!!!

I think we look like mother and daughter

man who insists that pegging is gay but is into it anyway

it’s like a week into the semester and I’ve already lost the will to make ball jokes

I can’t open my Instagram explore in public because half of it is anime boys kissing

this is still one of the craziest things a man has ever said to me

I mean Hunter Biden said the same thing

my name is megaballs46 and I voted for the candidate with the biggest balls

babe no, your comically large dick is perfect. The small ones scare me

putting increasing numbers of needles in his urethra

that’s kind of your fault ngl

this woman has watched brokeback mountain a concerning amount of times

people shooting their shot on tiktok is so funny because all I post is about how much I like watching boys kiss each other