I be typing “LMAO” with a straight face

“Do it or I won’t be your friend” kids were the biggest gaslighters

me: “ima FaceTime my bestie” *facetime unavailable* me: “bitch”

I’m the friend u can cancel on. i wasn’t going anyway

My "OMW" doesn't start until u text back "Ok" idc😭

“you smell good” ok so eat me

Y’all ever cut someone off and they start acting like they cut you off??👀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂delusional😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Partying with people who are heartbroken is wild… They be drinking to die 😭

I want a "Come over so we can nap" kinda relationship

Y'all don't use paper plates??? Shit id use a paper pot if I could😭...... fuck them dishes

everybody has that friend that is naturally funny for no reason 😂

Why tf Twitter gotta show everybody what you like and comment on 😂😭😂😭

Due to inflation my love will now be costing a thing💰💰💰

no one see you at your worst like your coworkers do LMAAOO

slow sex while we stare at each other's eyes

when someone gets a little too close to bae

“Be his peace” Me

me after i encourage my friends to shoot their shot but they get left on read

Hi