I think I want to Roy Keane to run the country

I would like the Olympics to be like Jury Duty. Random people selected for events, couple of weeks notice and you have to do it. #olympics

Sat here judging the errors of these Olympic athletes. This is what is wrong with this world.

Seeing all my Scottish pals kids starting back to school and I love that my wife is now picking where we buy a house based on what my daughters school uniform will look like. My daughter isn’t even 2.

Thank you HIPPODROME CIRCUS Jack Jay Johnny Mac and everyone at the hippodrome circus Gt Yarmouth! Everyone made us feel so welcome! The show well what can I say? Outstanding! If you do 1 thing this year you gotta pay them a visit! The performers were breathtaking!

Ivan Toney has signed for Al-Alhi in Saudi Arabia. He cost 40million plus 2 Oasis tickets.

Successful morning Couldn’t get in the queue Kidney sold Oasis ticket secured

“CHAMPIONS” Summer Spectacular Completed ✅ 108 Shows 💪 My 15th Hippodrome Summer Season 🎉 Thank you for all your support 🫶 I’m Enjoying Myself ❤️

Panto pals assemble 👊 Cant wait to see you all in Neverland pals 🎉 23 Nov - 5th Jan 📆 Kings Theatre Glasgow 🎭 I’m Enjoying Myself 🫶 ❤️

The west ends bottle of Bucky

Was Ronaldo in a huff at the end of the game because the ref added on time and that meant he would miss the flumes at the Time Capsule? #SCOPOR #Scotland #NationsLeague

LeBron: "You ready?" Bronny: "Yup." This LeBron and Bronny moment mic’d up ❤️🎙️

Charlie Chaplin's famous boxing scene from "City Lights" (1931)

Nottingham Forest invited Warriors United, a learning disability football team, for a press conference, as part of Down Syndrome Awareness month. Look at how Nuno answers their questions. What a man. ❤️ Credits: Sky Sports

1st Panto of the season and it’s a belter!! Peter Pan is a hilarious, glitzy production crammed with laugh out loud moments thanks to my genius pal Johnny Mac , panto queen Elaine C Smith & fab Tink the fairy Darren Brownlie. A great way to celebrate 60 yrs of Panto @ the Kings

⭐️Happy Panto Day⭐️ #imenjoyingmyself The King's Theatre & Theatre Royal

Smee you later pals 👋 To all 103’534 pals that watched Peter Pan 🧚 Thanks for coming with me to Neverland 🗺️ Celebrating 60years of pantomime at Kings Glasgow 🎉 Feel very lucky 🍀 #imenjoyingmyself

Running PB hit. 40miles in 2 minutes. Now to face into the wind.

HERE WE GO! The Epic Conclusion - with all the feels, tears and cheers you’d expect from The Karate Kid Universe! Brace yourselves, the Cobra Kai Finale strikes February 13th!

Panto Chat - Peter Pan may be over The King's Theatre & Theatre Royal but The Little Mermaid is coming this season with Elaine C Smith and Johnny Mac both returning 🐚 🧜‍♀️ 🦀