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Mr. Salty

@meestersaltee

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calendar_today03-01-2023 19:46:19

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I have abandoned my old Twitter account for this newfangled one. Hoping to get reconnected with all my old pals in short order.

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almost everyone i know in my town who got the science juice has or has recently had a case of chinese lung herpes that lasts for months. immune systems unable to fight off a basic coronavirus, so it just becomes a permaflu.

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my mom doesn’t like it when i say the word “retarded” but i don’t know what word she expects me to use when there are so many retarded people in the world.