I have abandoned my old Twitter account for this newfangled one. Hoping to get reconnected with all my old pals in short order.

almost everyone i know in my town who got the science juice has or has recently had a case of chinese lung herpes that lasts for months. immune systems unable to fight off a basic coronavirus, so it just becomes a permaflu.

my mom doesn’t like it when i say the word “retarded” but i don’t know what word she expects me to use when there are so many retarded people in the world.