That can't be an honest quote someone actually said out loud. x.com/NBCSPhilly/sta…

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If Luis Ortiz is smart he's making a deal right now with his interpreter.

That's Tyler Perry x.com/ShamsCharania/…

It’s early but this is the sign of the day at the DC33 strike

Just realized he screamed “fuck” after striking him out ????? Yeah he’s guilty 😭😭😭😭😭

Clipse are still the best rap duo

Dear Philly….

And we love our rubbery mascot don’t we folks. We love our shiny latex boy look at him go.

VJ Edgecombe on offense/defense by 2028

Zach Wheeler somehow cares less about baseball and is better at it than Cliff Lee. Such an interesting cross section I didn’t think I’d ever see again.

All this trash in the city should smell real nice and be easy to pick up after we get rain for one week straight

Happy VJ Edgecombe Day (7/7)

Give up your number to Edgecombe, old man Kyle Lowry

Kyle Lowry and Eric Gordon's combined age (75) is more than their combined games played last season (74)

Check Phil Cuzzi's grandson's FanDuel account @mlb @robmanfred @fbi

I know he missed nearly a month with an injury but Bryce Harper has only hit 4 home runs since April 19th (He hit 5 from March 27th to April 18th)

Three innings worth of Phil Cuzzi video from last night is more incriminating than all three of those Malik Beasley clips that everyone keeps using as evidence against him for fixing games.