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This is just a thread full of joy.

Melanie Philips is a nutter, isn’t she? Eloquent as hell, but basically Russell Brand.

They need to create a Pulitzer category for headlines just for whoever wrote this.

Speaking of the Carters, remember this Hall of Fame photo with the Bidens where they looked like Hobbits?

I don’t think we use the term “race” these days. But hard to find a useful replacement. “AI ethnicity” just doesn’t sound right.

Shoe experts. Are these oxfords or derbys?

Don't know how much it was a factor today but there is an issue that nothing real is happening in politics. There is barely any legislation going through the Commons; no policies being announced; everyone has to say stuff they know isn't true because of the election.

So...Mammals normally store fat under the skin in an even layer, but camels evolved to pile fat in one spot, so the rest of their bodies can stay cool in the desert. Why don't other desert animals do this? Well, they do.... but for some reason, we never talk about them.....

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Pretty sure we presented this chart in the original Lloyds pitch

1/4 My favourite Alison Uttley story comes from Gwyn Headley regarding Miss Uttley's one and only 'meet the author' event. To paraphrase: "She stood on a curtained dais, and on the dot of 12 the curtain rose. A howling crowd of excited children stormed the stage...

Day two is shaping up to be a good 'un with Virgin Media ❤️

A brief thread while we wait for the exit polls. In 2001 I worked for the BBC and doing all the constituency research used by the team on R4/5 on the live overnight broadcast. That night I was seated at the right hand of James Naughtie, handing him info as the count came in

Just because you’re loud doesn’t mean you’re popular. The thugs on Britain’s streets last night tried to shriek and bully us into thinking they had a majority on their side, when the only thing they had on their side was bricks. The rest was noise. They’re a tiny fraction of a

A reminder to journalists covering the Pavel Durov arrest: Telegram is NOT an "encrypted messenger". WhatsApp messages and groups are fully encrypted. Facebook and Instagram DMs are encrypted by default. Telegram messages are not usually encrypted and groups can't be at all.

EUR/GBP. Though regularly used as an alarm call to justify underlying political priors, it's really been remarkably dull for the past 15 years.

A friend texts: “This literally reads like one of the diplomatic scripts from Sid Meyer's Civilisation II”

If the most significant event in my life was an extramarital affair with Britain's least successful prime minister, I would simply not write an autobiography.