I was saying to my hair stylist that physical intimacy can be a real chore and is oftentimes not worth the effort and he was like “I don’t want to hear it straight boy, at least you don’t have to wash your ass out afterward.” And I was like

Reading this like “oh wow that’s crazy.”

Donald Trump announces Tony Soprano will lead the Department of Waste Management.

A guy like Jake Paul can only come from Ohio.

Today someone in the entertainment industry told me she thinks the failure of movies like Red One will ultimately lead to a glorious era similar to the New Hollywood of the 70s and I was like “I don’t know how to tell you this but that is definitely not what is going to happen.”

“tHe tHiNg aBoUt ThE bOyS iS iT’s pUnK rOcK.”

The casting here is insane.

This is how I learned Bob Dylan is apparently still alive.

Idrc if Gladiator 2 is good. Ridley Scott made Alien, Blade Runner, ~and~ the original Gladiator. He directed Prometheus* and Alien Covenant** in his SEVENTIES. Let the guy have a victory lap. *4th best Alien **2nd best Alien

I fantasize about disappearing to this place and never coming back.

Why are we doing this.

Idk sounds to me like an impressionable pre-fame Cormac was taken advantage of by a sprightly runaway.

Intermezzo. Rooney's best. The one where she finally gives up on People Talking About Socialism and starts writing about Irish people. Bigamy. Virgin-whore complexes. Eroticized mother figures. Alcoholism. Domestic violence. The Ordeal of Civility.

Wait is this something.

100% of people on this website

Texting all my former muses and apologizing for never telling them their eyes seemed to tinkle in crystal delicacy. Because they did. They did tinkle and I should have told them that.

Hold on why did no one tell me JFK’s grandson has the best account on Twitter.