HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUEY MOTHERFUCKING LEWIS Huey Lewis

Dude went full Peter Gabriel

How bout you “Eyewitness” my balls?

Trump Receives Life Sentence

No don't do that

More 100% verifiably true information from our friend ChatGPT cc: @ninhotline nine inch nails

Leave it to Elon Musk to make the letter X uncool

*Trent Reznor goes online* "Hey what's this new 'X' app everyone's talking about, looks so edgy and cool, sign me up"

Holy shit Elon Musk have you seen this??? Isn't it sick as hell? Not too late to change course with the whole X thing...

Bad ass RIP

Listening to that new nine inch nails album, pretty cool I guess but what's with the title

"Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back"

Thought at first that this ad was for a service that matches people with cats, and was like "hell yeah"

I'm so old I can remember when a former president being indicted was big news

Good morning TWITTER! Can't wait to read lots of great TWEETS today! #Twitter

Why is it that any time someone gets the nickname "America's ______ (mayor, dad, etc)", they end up being exposed as irredeemably abusive pieces of shit?

Goddamn it

Don't worry, there's only like a 2 percent chance of dying horribly in this elevator, max

Friendly reminder that Michael Shannon is in Groundhog Day

1961-2023