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If you’re in AI pivot to microtubules

If you’re in psychedelics pivot to jhana

OAI new hire leaving the building

It’s 2032 and you travel along ancient Eurasian trade routes to sample pottery and the artisan handmade software on display

wtf is going on here?

We ran simulations of btc at 80,000 USD It’s going to 40,012

we live in a much more atlas shrugged-like timeline than I would’ve guessed 10 years ago

Footnote [634]: Cocomelon, Incandenza’s bizarre pivot to children’s media, paired hypnotic nursery rhymes with cryptic nods to entropy and mediated attention. Critics debated if it was a critique of consumerism or a cash grab; toddlers were enraptured regardless.

8 APRIL — YEAR OF THE FLAMIN’ HOT CHEETOS EXTREME Randy Lenz, jittery and perspiring freely, mentally blamed Trump's escalating Sino-tariff offensive for doubling street prices of off-brand Taiwanese nasal inhalers, thus complicating his nightly constitutional.

3 MAY — YEAR OF THE MR BEAST IMPOSSIBLE™ BURGER COMBO Hal Incandenza had shorted the Dow with such methodical precision that its slow crawl toward 4000 now felt almost personally vindictive.

7 OCTOBER— YEAR OF POLKADOT $DOT Hal, leveraging Pemulis's sketchy advice and Avril's reluctantly surrendered trust-fund holdings, had quietly bought deep out-of-the-money put options on Dow-tracking ETFs, betting heavily, almost psychotically so, on the Trump-induced implosion.

2 APRIL — YEAR OF THE MR BEAST IMPOSSIBLE™ BURGER COMBO Once-famous influencers and podcasters hunched miserably over counterfeit footwear, silently cursing the tariff-induced sweatshopification of O.N.A.N.

28 SEPTEMBER — YEAR OF POLKADOT $DOT The air over Greater Boston now hung so thick with subsidized coal particulates that residents referred to sunsets as “the daily lung biopsy.”

29 MAY — YEAR OF THE MR BEAST IMPOSSIBLE™ BURGER COMBO Under Order #RRR-88, Trump expanded the Great Concavity into Quebec and New New York, rebranding it “Freedom Fill,” though residents mostly just called it the Cough Zone.

10 APRIL — YEAR OF THE FLAMIN’ HOT CHEETOS EXTREME The Sino-American tariff spiral now threatened O.N.A.N. cartridge supply chain, with desperate broadcasters airing week-old MrBeast challenges and Dave Smith podcast appearances.

17 JANUARY— YEAR OF THE MR BEAST IMPOSSIBLE™ BURGER COMBO Dire wolves, freshly de-extincted and mildly glitchy, now roamed the Quebec treeline, occasionally mistaking trail runners for Pleistocene elk.

28 SEPTEMBER — YEAR OF POLKADOT $DOT The President, asked about AGI’s sudden domination of logistics, finance, and public therapy, shrugged and declared “everything is computer now,” before signing a bill to subsidize fax machines and coal-powered broadband.