Bitcoin smells the prosecution of the criminal scammers who caused the 2022 and 2026 crypto "crashes". There are two major players involved and several minor accomplices. Bitcoin is smart. Hopefully you were smart too and took advantage of these artificially depressed prices.

Am I the only one who didn't know you could do this with regular noodles?

Almost 10% now

Show him a banger when he opens the app and then make it disappear

bitcoin pumping on news that the bear market is fake, sellers are retarded, and Jane St. is gay

🚨 BREAKING: Sources confirm the SEC has launched a formal investigation into Jane Street over alleged manipulative trading practices in US equities and crypto linked products.

We have been outing them every day since 2023

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Sen. Markwayne Mullin just PUMMELED Bernie Sanders to his FACE, Bernie was stunned! "I ranted too long." SANDERS: "Yes you did!" MULLIN: "I'm sorry, I didn't ask your opinion. If I cared, I'd ask you, but I DON'T care about your opinion. YOU'RE part of the

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SENATE DEMOCRATS ARE MEETING TODAY TO ADVANCE CRYPTO MARKET STRUCTURE BILL (CLARITY ACT)

$69,000 Bitcoin and instant pump the moment Jane Street gets called out? Traditional Finance hates you, and so do the politicians who protect these actions. Big if true, bookmark this.

🚨BREAKING🚨 JANE STREET HAS DELETED ALL OF THEIR X POSTS.

I CAN’T THANK TERRA FORM LABS ENOUGH FOR EXPOSING JANE STREET.

CRYPTO COLLAPSE EXPOSED: THE SECRET MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR MANIPULATION

I think I just discovered a first! Driving down a curvy mountain road, my car PULLED OVER for a speeding tailgater! 🤯 Notice my car doesn’t even stop, just pulled over long enough to let the dude by. 🔥 $TSLA

🚨 JUST IN: MicroStrategy CEO Michael Saylor has filed a federal lawsuit against trading giant Jane Street Group, accusing the firm of insider trading and market manipulation in Bitcoin futures and related instruments.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP’S COMPANY ACCUSED JANE STREET OF NAKED SHORT SELLING 🚨 In a letter to Congress, Trump Media called for a full investigation into Jane Street, Citadel, and others. Now Jane Street is facing a lawsuit over claims it wiped out $40 BILLION ⬇️ $DJT

ELON MUSK VS JANE STREET NOW 🔥 THIS IS GETTING WILD. ELON ON TESLA SHORTS: “IF THEY DON’T EXIT BEFORE TESLA REACHES AUTONOMY AT SCALE, THEY WILL BE OBLITERATED.” TESLA LATER SURGED +55%, CRUSHING MANY SHORTS. WILL ELON STEP IN AGAIN IF SHORT SELLERS DON’T STOP SEL…Show more

LeBron never did that

HOLY CRAP! Liberals nationwide are being TRIGGERED after Trump made it impossible to not compliment him. The look on the faces of the FAKE NEWS hosts as they compliment Trump is perfect. "When is the last time you've ever heard of a country coming out and dancing because they're

Bitcoin is a Ponzi. Cool. Show me the operator. • Who’s running it? • Who’s promising 12%? • Who’s cutting checks from fresh deposits? Exactly. Bitcoin is open-source code + math + supply and demand. No central authority. No emergency money printer. Every transaction?