She just won the internet — hands down the best reporting on the current Iran situation.😂😭😂

World is on fire, the US is at the center yet again. I’ve seen first hand how this will play out before. It wasn’t long ago. I think I’ll go fishing.

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There won't be Disney in Iran - there aren't gay people in Iran... #Bucees #dollargeneral

I'd listen.

Steep beaches are ripping beaches.

I have no patience for people who complain that they are too poor to have children. GO TALK TO YOUR ANCESTORS WHO LIVED ON TREE BARK AND SNAKES! If they had your excuses, you wouldn’t even exist. Pay it forward!

Because we're smarter than you are.

The stock market and crypto are stacking green candles like a hobby lobby after Valentine's day. Who knew the deepstate market makers loved war so much?

Two takeaways from my interview with the Vice President of Taiwan.

The church used to send the smartest people into monasteries, so their intelligence would never threaten the existing power structure. You get encouraged to pursue useless degrees – same thing.

Score one for Israel. Sometimes you have to give the devil his due.

🚨 "HOLY SH*T!!" WHAT THE HELL JUST HIT LAKE TAHOE? A massive freak storm out of nowhere - snow, hail, 10-foot waves, and hurricane-force winds in late June. Boats capsizing and crashing into each other, 6 dead, 2 missing. This wasn’t weather… it was a f*cking strike.

NEW: TRUMP SAYS “WE BASICALLY HAVE TWO COUNTRIES THAT HAVE BEEN FIGHTING SO LONG AND SO HARD THAT THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING”

I have a simple rule that fixes this: DO NOT APPROACH CELEBRITIES.

The sons of Shem -- middle eastern culture -- are LIARS.

Antisemitism? Even God wanted to kill their asses and had to be talked out of it.

Sad that people still believe it's real in 2025. Even the "awake"

If I find one I'm keeping it.

If you asked them, 90% of guys born within a half hour of Boston or Newark.