If this is a back 3 I give it 55 mins before we go back to a back 4.

Rogue move putting Alcaraz at left back. #WOLEVE #EFC

McNeil is that far behind the pace of play I’ve just seen him try to tackle a Mansfield player. #WOLEVE #EFC

Death, taxes and Everton finding a way to exit cups early.

Shane Lowry I love that putt and moment but the cinema you could have created if you’d turned to the crowd and told them to go and fuck themselves. #RyderCup2025

KEGGGGGGER! #EVEWHU

Should be 3 or 4 up here. Got a West Ham equaliser written all over it. #EVEWHU

I should bet more.

It’s been a rough night for Jake O’Brien. #EVEWHU

Another missed opportunity at home. Should be on twelve with tonight and the Villa game. #EVEWHU

Genuinely shocked this is still 1-0 Palace. Defensively the worst we’ve looked in a very long time. #EVECRY

“Alexa, show me top bins.”

How in the bloody hell have they won that? GET IN! #EVECRY

“How mad was that last 20 minutes?” Me: #EVECRY

Hey Crystal Palace F.C.

Everyone talking about the suit and no one talking about the fact that he’s holding a McDonald’s coffee cup. Secretly hoping he went to the one on Oxford Road.

I’m not saying we should do this, but we could buy cameos off Lee Dixon and get him to say Everton are massive. cameo.com/dicko2

Any footage from the commentary box @skysports?