Michelle Obama said last night that Democrats "don’t change the rules so we always win"

I left off my year at subway. I was the fastest sandwich maker.

Took a break from working and board studying to Conquer the Bridge!!!!!!!!

We recently talked about divorces and relationships. This relationship advice from a divorce lawyer is the best advice ever. ❤️

Last time I did this I almost went bankrupt... but since I'm close to 60,000 Twitter followers... I will donate to Kamala Harris and downballot Democrats $.10 for every like on this tweet, $0.50 for every retweet, and $1 for every follow. (59,880 followers at the start)

There is little doubt that Elon Musk has totally changed the algorithm of Twitter. My TL is filled with nothing but right wing bullshit.

This is Florida GOP Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna. She just voted against $20 billion for FEMA disaster relief funding. Her district will be one of the areas hardest hit by the Category 5 Hurricane Milton. RETWEET if you think Rep. Anna Paulina Luna is a disgrace!

Freaking out. I know nothing. Gulp.

John Oliver debunks another story from Maria Bartiromo about illegals registering to vote at a DMV in Weatherford., Texas becuse, wait for it, they don't even have a DMV. My fav is him calling her 'Your Drunkest Aunt' 😆

It doesn't define me but it does cause me severe, crippling anxiety. I'm out.

Michigan evangelical church worship leader & christian recording artist, Zachary Radcliff, has been arrested for child sex crimes.

Variety Wow. A washed up, racist, antisemitic xenophobe taking up for Trump.

Your reminder that Brett Favre diverted $77M in welfare money that was meant to feed hungry kids but instead paid for his daughter’s volleyball facility.

Voted for joy. Voted to end the chaos

We have received an extremely concerning report that the Sheikh Radwan primary health care centre in northern #Gaza was struck today while parents were bringing their children to the life-saving #polio vaccination in an area where a humanitarian pause was agreed to allow

You lake my life better.

Ok not the worst.

Breaking: We have a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas. Thank you, President Biden.

watching all of them squirm in their seats is very satisfying. this was extremely badass and immaculately delivered