The urge to just disappear is of astronomical proportions.

We are just a speck in the middle of a cosmic void.

Can the Springboks make it 2-0 🔥

If I’m telling you about something I’m going through, please don’t make it about yourself by telling me of a similar situation you were in thanks bye

My silly ass thought he was referring to MDMA.

I just met my friend’s boyfriend. He’s honestly the nicest guy I’ve ever met. We were just hanging out and bro handed me a glass of chocolate milkshake-icecream that he just made.

When will this road seem clear?

Never knew the French played in the Bledisloe 🤭 #BledisloeCup

Now this is photo-finish 🔥 #HARvNOR

You just know it's going to be 🔥 #ENGvRSA #AutumnNationsSeries

A blue whale’s anus can stretch to approximately 3 and 1/2 feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet, just behind people who take hours at the ATM whilst being on a call.

6 bites into my jam bun but still no sight of jam. This is nonsense.

Nic Berry’s inconsistency around the breakdown points is unmatched. How tf is he a Rugby World Cup appointed referee?#CRUvBLU

For this Halloween I would like to be happy.