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My brain is definitely broken because I thought these were NFTs at first

My mom's Thanksgiving dinner planning 😍

Back at it 😈😈 x.com/mcs/status/580…

Google, Microsoft, Adobe, IBM, Palo Alto Networks, and now Twitter run by CEOs who grew up in India. Wonderful to watch the amazing success of Indians in the technology world and a good reminder of the opportunity America offers to immigrants. 🇮🇳🇺🇸 (Congrats, Parag Agrawal!)

Twitter mobile friends: I hope you're doing ok today ❤️. If you're looking for a new thing, Stripe has lots of Android and iOS open roles across various teams. Slide into my DMs if you wanna talk! stripe.com/jobs/search?q=… stripe.com/jobs/search?q=…

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Stripe Sessions is *tomorrow* at 9am. There's never been a better excuse to back out of that standing meeting you didn't want to go to! Register here: sessions.stripe.com

🔊 New Stripe webpage just dropped! A collab with Kim Baschet, Micaela Ballew Patel, Lindsay Brady, Paige, Ceci Stallsmith et al. stripe.com/apps

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Got to use Tap to Pay on iPhone with Stripe in the wild at my local barbershop 👀 tiktok.com/@mshafrir/vide…

>1,000 businesses on @shopify, GlossGenius, @fareharbor, and Squire now using Tap to Pay on iPhone with Stripe Terminal. (~50% never used card readers before.) For online platforms, enabling in-person sales is easier than ever before. We’re working through the waitlist—GA soon.

Every time I think I made a new friend

The Old God prepares for final battle

Today we’re announcing Stripe’s newest piece of hardware—Stripe Reader S700—an Android-based smart reader that works with Terminal’s APIs and SDKs. It’s customizable, mobile, and can be used to take orders and accept payments.

Me: "I couldn't find any oil so I used butter instead" Wife: "Yeah, we're all out of oil" Me: "You know who else thought they were out of oil?" #HappyHanukkah

I’m entering hospice today. Will probably update every little if at all. But I wanted to say to be kind, be brave, be principled, be an idealist. Most importantly, be a decent human. I love that we existed together, in this moment of time.