A Rocky-esque montage of Boris Johnson jogging from car to door.

If you are voting today pls read below... Only deal with officials ⏬⏬

The #KirstyYoung bank holiday starts here. #MyQueen #Coronation

Lionel Richie at the #CoronationConcert is giving me Benidorm flashbacks. Sure I saw him at Neptunes one night on holiday.

Wordle 688 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 My friend from down south asked for a clue so I said Uncle Joe’s Mint Balls. She has never heard of them! Going to educate her next time she’s up Uncle Joe's Brand

What’s wrong with this tweet is “There are 2 things wrong with -INSERT NAME OF PERSON YOU HAVE NEVER MET-“ This is horridness from this person, whoever he is with his blue tick and deserves our disdain.

Grab your free bananas! (And make us some banana bread!) Go on, pretty please. 🍌 #baking #bananabread

Wonderful, wonderful Victoria Wood. Much missed, she left us some great gems like this.

Revisiting dinnerladies on iplayer after a great weekend at HappyFestival. Ep 2 and we’ve already had some classics including ‘Arseholes on toast’

Today we think about them all, their families, and everyone whose life was forever changed on that dark night six years ago.

What a gorgeous happy ending for Lady. Happy tears.

It seems a little ironic that #Rain is going to be the trending topic in Manchester over the next hour #parklife

Three Hundreds of Chiltern - is that a bit like when you tell children the dog has gone to the farm in the country?

A lot of manspreading going on on this morning’s tram including a bloke sat on a priority seat, meditating with legs stuck out into the aisle. He’s getting grumpy every time someone has to bump past him #karma

One from the archives. You’re welcome #FuckBoris

Because he doesn’t have a backbone. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Does anyone else’s washing machine lie to them about how many minutes are left in a wash? #firstworldproblems

Women of Manchester, come down to Victoria Station to experience a rare phenomenon. There’s a massive queue for the men’s loos and we can walk straight into the women’s. We have Iron Maiden to thank.

Brilliant walking tour yesterday (and I’ve been on loads) Told me stories I’d never heard before and prompted me to ask my neighbour if she’d ever watched Cracker. “Watched it? I was in it!” And another tale begins #MIF

Sunday night giveaway- follow me & retweet by 10.30pm tonight and 1 lucky winner will receive an A4 Wicker Man print 🔥