Smoking on that shit that made Kay drink water

When we at the event, and we serving food to the guests, that’s when u know

A lot of interesting characters on the subway and perhaps most interesting of all is me

Finding the right person to see don’t worry darling with is harder/more important than finding a life partner

Do you want to know my couples costume idea? I’ll tell you. It’s pee and poop

Anybody else rock hard at the voting site?

Who’s winning this staring contest

Say "yes" if I should send you a nudz!