Scottish Commentary on 1966 World Cup Final. The McKallaster Top 25 Countdown #5 England v West Germany - 12.9m views

Scottish Commentary on the Fastest Goal Ever. The McKallaster Top 25 Countdown #4 San Marino v England - 13.2m views

It’s Koeman Home. The McKallaster Top 25 Countdown #2 Holland v England 1993. Ronald Koeman and Tony Adams.

The Christmas Number One. England v Holland 1993. Ronald Koeman & David Platt (20.7 million views). The McKallaster Top 25 Countdown is complete. 🙏

He’s the most “unbiased” commentator in world football who also manages to have some of the best opposing-team insults in the game. texasmonthly.com/arts-entertain…

Scotland's completely impartial commentator - Allaster McKallaster 🎙️ 📺 Join us NOW on ITV1 for live coverage of the Calcutta Cup! #GuinnessM6N | #ENGvSCO | #CalcuttaCup

“Is that a jobbie?!” 💩 “Shearer has had the most slappable face in English football!” 🙋‍♂️ “A pie full of Big Meeks’ bum cheeks!” 🍑 Allaster McKallaster has the guys absolutely dying 😂

Welcome back to my brand new show: GOALIE WARS. This week - Brad Stuver v Zack Steffen Evil MoPac

Look at you Allaster McKallaster

This interview with the most unbiased commentator 😂 @mckallaster dropping knowledge to Andrew Wiebe from the @austinfc Supporters' section.

Jeans under football shorts??! – Somerset Park, 26th April. #TheWarmUp #ScottishFootball #SPFL

“Final go for Scarf-face!” Fir Park, 14 May, 2025 #TheWarmUp #ScottishFootball #SPFL