Occurred to me that GTG (got to go) is one of the only internet shorthands we stopped using because we no longer “go” anymore. We’re just here. Forever.

TRUMP: Jewish people who vote democrat need to have their heads examined. Motherfucker that’s like all we do.

Please fact check before posting. The DNC did not play “Fight Song”, the song just follows Hillary wherever she goes like the demon from Smile.

“Kamala wasn’t taken seriously and now people are suddenly inspired by her? ” Before you made him president Donald Trump was firing Chewbacca in Pizza Hut commercials.

Fun fact, I edited this clip. In 2016 I watched the entire 96 DNC to see if anything interesting happened, and suddenly MACARENA. The actual moment wasn't this... manic? I took the best shots and stitched them together but kept the music uncut. This is before I understood

this is an unedited photo from Getty

Kamala got Trump tweeting like “is it I to whom this wench bites her thumb?!”

Being in a throuple is exhausting.

The year is 2016. I feel confident that Donald Trump is going to lose the upcoming election, ushering in the first female President of the United States. The year is 2024. I feel confident that….

This was when I peaked.

sobering reminder: we 100% can still lose this thing.

Cool website.

Alaskans. I hate to break it to you. But you’re in Canada. You are Canadian.

Millennials warning Chappell Roan about Papa John.

You’ll be having a good day and here comes a cyber truck.