Shout out to the girls with the imaginary boyfriends, Making a status about " late night convos with him".. Bitch you know you single.?

DORA: Having more freedom then teenagers since 2000.

I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody really gives a shit.

White people: "Hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "Yeah, let me get uhhh... Hold up! *Mumbles* What tf do I want?

#IWonderIfYou Know that guys only talk to you because you're easy.

Why name hurricane fag names. Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to!

Oh, excuse me Mr. Swagger, either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie.

Toy Story 4? Oh hell nah, i thought that nigguh gave his toys away.

God is good.

#IDontHaveTimeFor For games. Either your apart of my life or your not. if you wanna walk out, then ill hold the door open for you.

#MistakesBoysMake: making his girl feel like she's in competition with any other girl.

Honey boo boo child defines ratchet!

A LOT Of Girls Are Faithful To Unfaithful Niggas.

bitch dont kill my vibe

Dont you talk when im talking, you better mute it hoe

I dont understand how these CNN reporters could be in the heart of the hurricane! The second i feel a raindrop id be outta that bitch!

Ladies, don't come outside lookin like a pack of skittles. Aint nobody wanna see no red weave, green nails, and YELLOW teeth!

We went from The Waltz to Twerkin'.. What has this world come too?

I hate it when I'm singing and people join in. Bitch, this ain't Glee.

Hoes sucking dicks for a mention.