Coming out of my Twitter grave to announce that Missy Elliott just had the greatest VMA performance of all time.

8 am class today has me missing Oklahoma snow days.

.Sterling Shepard is up for the Biletnikoff Award & you can help him advance! VOTE NOW: bit.ly/Vote4Shep

“Best TikToks: When your crew is on point vine.co/v/OiwHqEw5uMj” Katie Girouard

“Cam: Bruh Kevin Durant's a savage vine.co/v/O5I5LPuOt7Z” NoGloveNoLove

“Next Level Things: Blow On The Screen in 5... pic.x.com/DZB6A5sH5S” you the best thus far.

It’s #WorldAIDSDay. RT this video & we’ll donate to (RED). Help us get one step closer to ending AIDS. #onestep4RED amp.twimg.com/v/fe7f81d8-197…

SEEYA November. @ J.P. Kempt Barber & Social instagram.com/p/wEc0fiKVlV/

@ktheinz13 plagiarism.

“Fascinating Videos: Kanye enjoys the simple things... pic.x.com/uwZYsbG9uS” Katie Girouard

🎅🎄🎁 Happy Holidays from the Dons fam. @ Dave got greazed instagram.com/p/wnT1BkqVrS/

“Weird World: You have to try this... pic.x.com/xnQ0bUdVKR” Katie Girouard

Is that Enes Kanter or Jason Biggs?

I want to thank Uche Ofoegbu for his effort in my 7-6 1 on 1 victory #StayHumble #grind #strengthcoachvictory @KPinkins15 you're next

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Attention all flyers. The chapel is in terminal four on level three.

The winner of this year's #AVCA Grant Burger Media award is San Francisco Athletics Video Director Katie Morgan!

Gaga just went chick dancing on the roof of the car in Blue Velvet on us. #GRAMMYs

Man on SW didn't know how to fasten his seatbelt. He also has a middle seat. SW truly showing its Darwinian colors this morning.