"Im not late, your call time is just wrong" -“All Steel” J Fowler probably

"If you point it down, it'll look bigger" - "Eugene" Nick Dinsmore

I'm made of broken parts, c4, whiskey, spite, and dark humor and somehow manage a "normal" life It's not a brag it's a fucking concern

"Take photos with your friends" - Chris

There needs to be a line between Pokémon and Gundams or else what are we even doing?

If you see Chris today, but him. He's very much tired of my shit

Why is it called a building if its already built?!

I don't do professional but I can do presentable.

Monday's be hitting like...

I hate him.. but he's right

*just finished my 22nd book this year* Brain: "You illiterate fuck"

I don't know what I'm not excited for this Friday: wrestling for Below Zero Wrestling at #stergis, or watching Nick Stokke do shots of Malört again.

Opposable thumbs are overrated

Remember: Do not trust the government or Virgo women.

I once watched Brixton Nash put ketchup on his sushi.

When in doubt.. panic brainbuster. MAGNUM WRESTLING

Someone check on Chris. I think i broke him.

Irish Juggernaut vs The War Machine

#imnotasmartman

It’s hard to fly like an eagle when you work with a bunch of fuckin turkeys