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When a tragedy hits someone from your football club, it feels like it's happened to a member of your family. 💔

Stop sharing pictures of people at funerals you fucking ghouls.

Football has felt irrelevant this past week. But I also feel that over the coming weeks and months, it's going to be football that helps us all heal. #YNWA

No matter how shitty your day is going, I've just sat on my dogs head. Trust me, his day is going worse.

"Double negative 10", has to be the twattiest made up football nonsense I've seen on here in a very long time.

England are gonna get twatted in the Ashes 😂

Stokes needs to make a big contribution with either the ball or the bat in the remainder of this series. Cause if we're being honest, he hasn't been pulling his weight for quite a while.

3 pints!

I am hotter than Rick Wallers arse crack after 30 minutes on a newly retubed booster bed.

I'm basically just 6ft 2 inches of kindling at this point.

My dog has been looking directly at me for 35 minutes. He doesn't say much. But his eyes are screaming "shave me, you fat cunt, SHAVE ME!" #heatwave

First Klopp, and now this fella. I'd go to war for both of them! ❤️

Pope and Crawley both failing again? Well, I, for one, am shocked 🙄

Sinner there, proving that cheats do prosper.

Had a couple of waves of deep sadness wash over me the last couple of days. Comes out of nowhere and hits me like a massive bag of dildos. Experience has taught me that it does pass, but fuck me, I could do without it. #MentalHealth

I thought Chelsea had added another player to their 95 man squad when I heard Doja Cat was coming on.

I quite like Mateta for what he is. But he's not the profile I'd expect Slot or FSG to be after.

The Nkunku links make a lot more sense to me than Mateta. He's a much better player than what he's shown at Chelsea. Plus, FSG wanted to sign him instead of Nunez. 35 million is a reasonable fee for a squad option as well.

I spend 50% of my day bumping into shit. And the other 50% trying to fix said shit.