Today is a great day to take the antlers off your car. I hear driving off a cliff helps.

Chicago will always be great.

I go to a Catholic gym & this week they’re offering stations of the cross training & a Pontius Pilates class.

Telling everyone JoBo took this

Sam is hilarious - check this out!

And you still went into HOF as a Cub?

The House that Muggsy Bogues built

I was barely able to retweet this with my old phone.

Congratulations Coach Trevor Andrews! *First head coach in school history who went to Dayton to Daytona.

Always a good time w Chuck Garfien & Ryan McGuffey!

This guy gave so much to Chicago. I will miss listening to Lin.

ATTENTION PASSENGERS ⬇️⬇️

Are you selling these Barry Butler Photography?

Late Night w Chuck & Ozzie! Tomorrow! Can’t wait.

Are these bats made of aluminum or gold?

New Album is officially released! Get “Ice Cream vs Everything” on all your music platforms now! Over an hour of material recorded at the National Comedy Center in NY. Here’s the link for Apple Music and Spotify tinyurl.com/Ice-Cream-vs-E…

Flyers at the Funny Bone with Pat McGann #FlyerFootball // #GoFlyers

Can’t wait!

I will miss this show. Thank you Chuck Garfien Ozzie Guillen & everyone behind the scenes!

I was on the The Danny Brown Show!