Manchester United attacking:
“Doing precisely what we've done eighteen times before is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time!”
#mufc

.Ishan Kolhatkar

2023 is the 500th anniversary of the earliest depiction of the State Opening of Parliament, in 1523

Last time yall didn’t vote a republican president appointed 3 conservative Supreme Court judges and they blocked Biden from canceling student loans. And because of this yall are threatening to not vote again?? This is why conservatives get what they want and we don’t.

In the last 4 days we’ve seen right in front of our eyes where you end up with over a decade of awful decisions. Fortunes wasted, anger turned to apathy, our reputation destroyed at home and in Europe
,infrastructure well below standards and we all can’t wait for a total change

Hey Siri.

Show me 'pathetic client journalism'

Manchester United is not a football club. It’s an Instagram account mostly about footballers from 30 years ago.

It's a testament to how bad Terry Pratchett was as a writer that he didn't understand how worlds work. They aren't mounted on the back of four elephants, on top of a turtle swimming through space.

AND THAT IS CERTAINLY NOT HOW DEATH WORKS

Piggy in Lord of the Flies is shortsighted so he would be wearing *concave* lenses that could not be used for lighting fires. Take back William Golding’s Nobel Prize for Literature immediately!

An underappreciated component of George Orwell's true terribleness as a novelist is his failure to understand agriculture and, in particular,the principles of keeping livestock. Domestic animals don't speak and so cannot attempt any form of cross-species collective action.

Sir Bobby Charlton: The European Pioneer.

Tonight, we honour a legend ❤️

There's only one Bobby Charlton ❤️

Sir Bobby Charlton, 1937-2023.

Forever loved ❤️

Here in spirit. Always.

🌹

Lovely letter from Santiago Bernabeu to Bobby Charlton when the great man became our Footballer of the Year in 1966.

Did Haaland even touch the ball that match? Great goal scorer, terrible footballer #ARSMCI

😢 Jonny Guckian Thomas Shanahan (Dr.) MRCEM Zoheb

It’s almost Man United bingo
Go 1-0 down ✅
Equalise ✅
Equaliser disallowed by VAR ✅
Go 2-0 down ✅

Victory in our Rugby World Cup opener🌹

#ENGvARG | #RWC2023

❌ “The Glazers haven’t put a single penny of their own funds into the club.”

😳 “They’ve gone from European powerhouse to not even a powerhouse in Manchester.”

🛑 “They don’t care about success!”

Alex Crook goes on a passionate monologue on the Glazers at #MUFC 🔥