Hi TfL I understand that bus stops have to be closed where roadworks take place but please can you provide maps of the alternative route a bus will take. Sure, some will know the diversion between Cribbage Lane (Stop Q) and Lemoncrust Drive (Stop Z) but many will miss their bus.

Haven’t seen Bears fans this excited since they took Justin Fields 3 years ago.

Why is it so hard to find space in overhead lockers on a plane ask people carrying an oak dining table, a widescreen TV and a massive suitcase as hand luggage on their flight.

Join my new organisation. CASH. The Campaign Against Sizeable Hand-baggage.

What if we've got it all wrong and A/B testing was really, testing a bee.

#Buzz

Okay, this is the juiciest one I’ve EVER made 😳 If you want to learn how to make Indian Gulab Jamun like the pros, THIS is the recipe ⬇️

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Dubai rooftop go karting. Because, obviously.

(Only one of these pictures is me. I was going too fast to picture in my kart)

Let he or she who hasn’t started the day with waffles, a samosa, Ful medames, a zaatar croissant and watermelon juice, cast the first (very confused) stone.

- Dubai

Arrived at my hotel in Dubai at 1am. Friendly chap checking me had much to type. So much so, I wondered if he was trying to finish some coursework before a deadline. I was tired and wanted to get to my room.

Finally done. But then found a Diet Coke in my bag and thought “Oooh”

The nine worst words to hear on a plane.

“There will be no wifi service on this flight”

Baconcroissant.
Innovator
#Ishfluencer

Exeter last Monday.
Dubai today.

Didn’t think I’d consider packing galoshes for both 🤷🏻‍♂️

Robert Smith of The Cure turns 65 today. In one sentence, he provided the most British response ever to hyped-up American popular culture.

Operating on my usual principle that one must not start packing until one has checked-in online. That was 8 hours ago and I'm currently singing along to the Minder theme tune. No packing has commenced.

Grilled chicken Caesar with sourdough croutons #CookWithIsh

A tale of two glasses courtesy of Vision Express

Pair 1: Ordered. Text message updates. Collected inside 2 weeks

Pair 2: Ordered. No updates. Have been into the store twice and rung once. Each time learning new information. Nobody knows where they are 17 days on 🙄

Twice recently, younger friends, about to become parents, have asked me what it’s like. I’m not an expert. /1