Summer is coming to a close soon. Bout time for the “take me back” beach photos to start popping up

So I had pumpkin spice before September, shut up

I have a cold and there is some sneezing. Just wanted to give you the explanation for anything that registers on the Richter scale the next couple days

Y’all really still worried about wearing white after Labor Day after all the sht that’s happened the last few years?

After much thought and careful consideration, I’ve decided to be spontaneous

Decorating my Labor Day tree with my paycheck stubs

You guys can laugh at your football commercials all you want, but my neighbor Randy was ran over by that Coors Light train.

You have candy and a puppy?! I will get in your van kind stranger, the blindfold won't be needed.

Feelin spicy today. Might go get on the treadmill right next to someone when there are like 30 others available

Do they sell SunnyD at Captain Ds? Because if not, that’d be a traves D

My August photo dump is 17 accidental screenshots, my dog asleep, and my teen covering her face while saying “nooo”

I wonder if my family will ever realize there’s a big blue bin outside where all the boxes go. You don’t just throw them in the garage and wait for the recycling fairy to take them away

i’m on here risking future employment for 6 likes

Just noting that none of the Spice Girls wanted to be called Pumpkin Spice

When someone says a house has good bones, it means it doesn’t have Osteoporosis.

I said we needed to put the “kibosh” on something and instantly sprouted 7 gray hairs while my pockets started overflowing with Werther’s Originals

I feel like new random pumpkin and leaf stuff just keeps appearing in my house

Took out the trash this morning and my neighbor surprised me with a “Hi”. I responded with “Hell morning”. We have to move now