Lord if you could grant me a miracle: Let the barber shop be open today! Let my barber be working today! Let the chair be free when I reach! Amen!

The Godfather is back on Netflix in Jamaica. I’m very happy!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Me: how much fi dozen lime? Vendor: $1500 Me: no lime mi a tlk Vendor: $1500 Me: … no man lime, like offa tree Vendor 2: -laugh till him drop him lass- Me: -walk leff d gold lined lime-

Love these videos..

I was just called “the handsomest man in the world”. I’m not certain but I believe I smiled like a school girl. My day has been made

BREAKING NEWS: -Clark’s stock on a steady rise -Toothbrush out of stock -Crime rate plummets -Dancehall fans excited for new music -Entire world awaits VK concert dates

Yo I jus see a police vehicle spam Waze on the toll to ochi 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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😩😩 who running this account? We need to tlk cuz lol…. Good job

Rigged!

8 rounds as a 58 y.o is a win! #Rigged

Tyson biting his glove so he doesn’t accidentally kill Jake!

Just missed my blessing, but I jumped out the way 😒; 2023 Range Rover Sport driven by a H-White almost hit me while I was walking. Darn!

Day not even start good and I’m being accused of theft…. Falsely accused smh

“Under advisement of my attorney I will not be showing any camera footage “ Big up mi big bad lawyer CJ of BL !

Food for thought Is 700k for a c-section!

C.F : “ when ya guh have a baby, puddung 1m just in case” Me: -dramatic pause- … “I dnt even knw how imma pay for lunch “

Drove into a covert crater at 10:11am, immediate depression -music off- -a/c off- -windows down- -face pensive-

Why didn’t Chun-Li teach her son Spinning bird kick? #KarateKidLegends Also they named him Li lol