My grandmas friend just called me “gorgeous”. Is this a W? Does she think I’m a girl? Not sure how to feel

Did I sleep in the bathtub last night? Yeah, yeah I did.

How was the bathtub sleep?

Yes Teddy will be in attendance for the biggest game of the year. Special prize to anyone who can find me in the stands and dox me. #youcant

Office got us chipotle #letsgo

Very sad day today saying goodbye to the college crib. Maybe not a lot of girls but a lot of good times #housedox

I hate to be that guy but I will be placing a large sum of money on Team Europe in the Ryder Cup

Women are so painfully unfunny sometimes

Drop some podcast recommendations, Teddy needs more stuff to listen to in the car.

Eagles baseball jersey what are we doing man I hate Philly fans #hurtsnottop10

You know what time it is #birthday

Waking up to an angry email from boss man at midnight was not how I wanted to start my day

Stay off Instagram today fellas

Great grandpas 90th birthday celebration today. Odds of me blacking out and stealing the attention comes in at +175. Place your bets #terryrozier

Was excited for about 3 minutes and then immediately felt the inevitable letdown coming in about 4 months.

Let’s see how many times I can leave the office early before my boss notices

Random DM from puzz (potential huzz). Does this mean Teddy is in? #gottahaveit

This is probably a hot take but I’m a big fan of this country song with EDM remixes thing

Lanoris Sellers is winning the Hiesman btw