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Men will be men 😂

Strawberry cobbler before the oven.

We don’t deserve him.

Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change buff.ly/lH7WPhB

My 3 year old when I told him he can’t have ice cream for dinner

do y'all ever just... crave a shower?

Pretty much every democrat congressional account is being ratio-ed hardcore tonight.

I once spent a few hours locked up in a third-world customs office, concrete walls sweating with mildew, a bare bulb buzzing overhead, while ugly thugs straight out of central casting tried to shake me down. I wasn’t moving. I wasn’t paying. So they escalated. They brought in

Why do I love Marines so much? So I’m in this hotel, right? Like just now, 5 maybe 10 minutes ago. Elevator opens returning from breakfast (Embassy Suites has great breakfasts BTW) and way down the hallway I see this old grizzled Marine vet. He’s got the faded USMC shirt, the

Awesome: Netflix Will Now Just Pump Septic Waste Straight Into Your Living Room buff.ly/fC5ZBLl

In deep blue Portland I haven’t heard a single person mention the shutdown, much less blame Republicans for it. I’m not sure most people realize it’s even happening.

Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By Very Tired Marco Rubio buff.ly/vLiFsix

And the real catalyst was the 1993 motor vehicles act which allowed for voter registration via the DMV. Since then they haven’t been able to maintain the rolls. They have been underwater since 1996!!!

Taste the ratio.

I had to visit the NYS Department of Motor Vehicles to renew my license. The whole experience took 7 minutes. Now what in hell am I going to do with the remaining 113 minutes I set aside for this?🤔

Embarrassed Jay Jones Realizes He's Only Supposed To Want To Murder Kids Before They're Born buff.ly/Op6h4tw

Probably. Good Call.

Aged poorly.