The Minnesota Twins are an absolute dumpster fire but we're gonna do what we can to help. Show up, probably sad, in your #mntwins gear and you’re drinking for free.

NOW PITCHING FOR THE MINNESOTA TWINS

good lord man

State of the Union: Twins Territory

Congratulations to Jhoan Duran, Carlos Correa, Harrison Bader, Willi Castro, Danny Coulombe, Ty France, Louis Varland, Brock Stewart, Chris Paddack, and Griffin Jax on their recent promotions to serious teams.

Well, today was truly a transformative day in the history of Twins baseball. We anticipated action, but never in my wildest imagination did I expect ten players traded off the 26 man roster. Plenty to discuss, digest and debate. We’ll get into it right away tomorrow night at 6CT.

Crazy to think that, of all the things that happened to this organization today, the thing that has universally pissed us #MNTwins fans off the most, is the trading away of a guy who was the 4th right handed pitcher on the bullpen depth chart. I can handle the rest. This sucks.

Tiering how much I’ll miss the guys we traded away. #MNTwins #MLB

They did the Jhoan Duran entrance in Philly for the first time and I’m emotional

the minnesota twins are 1-2 since trading away carlos correa…the houston astros are 0-3 numbers speak louder than words

the holy trinity of scoreboard spellings

here’s how we get KAT back to minnesota

One year closer to Anthony Edwards frontal lobe fully developing 🙏🏼

So I did some math and for the Twins to reach 85 wins (what the current WC3 team is on pace for) they have to go 32-17, it's a longshot but it's much more fun to believe, time for some gritty Twins magic 🙏

New Baseball Rule: catchers are now allowed to go up to the mound and kiss the pitchers as many time as they want

boyfriEND. girlfriEND. best friEND. they all END. you know what doesn’t end? Luke Keaschall. RT if you cried

Every batter on the Minnesota Twins after being freed from the shackles of playing with Carlos Correa

Never change Joe Ryan, never change.