The lion bids pre-market rape (?)

The lion...

Imagine you have lived a long life and are now 85 and have dementia. “33”, you say. Your son looks up, eyes misty with tears. 33 was his jersey number. For a brief moment he thinks you recognize him. “Dollars per Hyperliquid token” you continue. Your son breaks into a sob.

Its Amazing how much diet cola is healthy and energy drinks are very healthy for your body and mind

Funny how Camus just sat on his balcony drinking wine and shouting random shit like “to create is to live twice” to a crowd below him and they were like “damn another banger!! this mf don’t miss 😭” and gave him bread but X still won’t give me ad revenue

Thank you Jeff

>company sells out every restock of every new product iteration instantly >beats earnings >somehow surprises everyone what exactly stops nvidia from just dalai lama twerking to infinity for the next few years while people continue trying to immanentize the eschaton with chatgpt?

Will you fill it out now?

Ah yes classic 6 dimensional Molochian fakeout

added to my longs on that dip sub 107k and my quant rotated his head 180 degrees and locked eyes with me before saying "the evil you do will always come back to you" in fluent latin

Pudgy penguins has achieved “mainstream distribution” but I’ve never seen a Japanese kyabakura girl deep in the underbelly of Tokyo’s red light district with a pudgy penguin on her vape

Day one of not being told by half of ct that im a retard for bidding circle pre-ipo

If you’re wondering what $400 USD of purchasing power gets you in Japan in this economy Apple AirPods Gen4 Zippo lighter Angel Champagne One Piece OP12 Booster box x2 Capybara night light x2 Tenga flip 0 gravity male sex toy Premium horse penis and balls extract

Not gonna lie I did not foresee the final test Hitler prior to 118k

Joyful June (the joyful is silent)

1130% gain on Circle Internet Group 🎯🎯🚀🚀 Follow me for more 1000x gems 💎

Whoever got my voodoo doll please teach it risk management

Nobody has ever lost money taking profits. If you’re sitting on a life changing amount of profit that you haven’t realized yet, it’s probably time to buy that buss down Cartier. Pay for bottles or buy some chrome denim or whatever. Take steps to secure your future.

So up on Robinhood options I can finally switch up on my day ones 🙏🏻

Sorry I haven’t been tweeting or replying to messages or trading or answering the phone or opening the black out curtains it just seemed like an appropriate time to burn out and risk generational wealth to watch the entirety of One Piece.