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Had a layover at the Denver airport let's just say I had a moment with the giant demonic horse statue in the middle of nowhere

When yalls was little what did you wanna be when you 'grew up' ?

The lady will have a Cotton Candy Martini and I'll take a Prestone Dex-Cool 50/50 Antifreeze Coolant.... ..Neat. Please.

I showed you my Obsidian, pls respond

If I can't have this then I don't want a soul mate.

I'm like Sam Elliott but if you bought him off Temu.

the difference between a penis and a bonus is that your wife always wants to blow your bonus? 🤔

gm

It me

Unify your citizens in totality. 100% Cohesive population. Then we'll talk peace prize.

There has been a murder. 💀⚰🥀

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I forgot to eat some blueberries two days ago. They've been on my desk unfriggerated. I see no mold. They do look wrinkly. What do?

On a 1000 sq.ft home on an acre land that you bought for 24K Sit the fuck down and shut up.

*dum 🙄

I lived, posers. ✌️

This is the best possible use of Husbands, studies revealed.

Banger.