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Mango

@mayanmango

The world's worst flavor combination was mango and menthol. (Ryu Murakami)

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I bought this Sappy Seal for $65,000 in 2022. Now it’s worth $950. I will never buy cute shit with whiskers ever again.

I bought this Sappy Seal for $65,000 in 2022. Now it’s worth $950.

I will never buy cute shit with whiskers ever again.
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GM It’s a great day to buy Sappy Seals and rebrand into arguably one of the best IPs and cults in Web 3. but idk tho 🪷

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I’ve lost 14 lbs since returning from the 2-month Japan incubator… and still feel like a fat fuck. Mexican genes after 30 are rigged 🌮

I’ve lost 14 lbs since returning from the 2-month Japan incubator… and still feel like a fat fuck.

Mexican genes after 30 are rigged 🌮
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Word on the street is that Wab will distribute his monad airdrop with everyone who signs seals on their posts. ~ Sappy Seals

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This alt cycle had me stressed. Then I remembered I own nine Sappy Seals so I'm pre rich 😮‍💨. Time to celebrate with Cuban delicacy 🇨🇺.

This alt cycle had me stressed. 
Then I remembered I own nine Sappy Seals so I'm pre rich 😮‍💨.
Time to celebrate with Cuban delicacy 🇨🇺.
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15K on TikTok, no NFT launched yet, no community push, just great animation teams and a Japan incubator/advisor that steered the IP. Airdrop soon, maybe. ✈️🦄

15K on TikTok, no NFT launched yet, no community push, just great animation teams and a Japan incubator/advisor that steered the IP.

Airdrop soon, maybe.  ✈️🦄
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GOAT 🐐 . My biggest flex as an exchange student in Japan was getting Ohtani to sign my merch in Hokkaido 10 years ago. ⚾️

GOAT 🐐 . My biggest flex as an exchange student in Japan was getting Ohtani to sign my merch in Hokkaido 10 years ago. ⚾️
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My father once told that after the age of 28 there is no more ugly or handsome men. There is only rich or poor men. I’m fucked.

My father once told that after the age of 28 there is no more ugly or handsome men.
There is only rich or poor men.

I’m fucked.
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Comparison is a thief of joy. If someone handed you $500 today, you would be thrilled until you hear the same person gave your neighbor $100K. Stay grateful. Congrats to everyone who got a Monad allocation. 💸

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A great chavvy seal is believed to have been spotted for the first time in history by a Spanish photographer. He is keeping the animal’s location a secret to protect its well-being.

A great chavvy seal is believed to have been spotted for the first time in history by a Spanish photographer.

He is keeping the animal’s location a secret to protect its well-being.