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On May 18th, 2023, while leading a Chinese climber toward the summit of Mount Everest, Gelje Sherpa discovered a stranded Malaysian climber on the verge of death.

To save the climber’s life, Gelje persuaded his Chinese client to end his summit and descend to the Everest Base…

The only time my cheeks clap is when I fart.

When your bosses, boss, the VP of Corp. Foundation & Gov. Relations tells you they don’t even have to think or worry because of me 🥹

My parents are taking me out to eat on their 18 year anniversary. They’re so sweet.

Safe word: corn dog

Love it.

When your boss tells you they never have to worry about you 🥹

Come at me bro (with my neon orange Stanley)

#DunePartTwo was magnifico

WHISKEY

Muhammad Ali stops a suicidal man from jumping, 1981.

Unpopular opinion: I’ve never preferred Hugh Jackman as Wolverine.

Stay safe!!!

😂

Good morning from the country.

I spend my lunch break farming runes in Elden Ring.