This is Wolff. He does not know why people occasionally come up to him for side quests. But he always gives them one. 13/10

Hey puppy time to wear this harness Every puppy ever:

"Our bodies break down, sometimes when we’re 90, sometimes before we’re even born, but it always happens and there’s never any dignity in it. I don’t care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It’s always ugly, always. You can live with dignity, you can’t die with it." -House

“Just walk into a business and hand them your resume”

I've never laughed as hard as I did when I first saw this.

i legit believe this is the best simpsons bit ever and also one of the best comedy bits ever written in the english language

The multiple hmmmms, the fly, the parrots, Frink, the scream—it’s perfect.

OFFLINE MODE FOR THE CREW 2 AND THE CREW MOTORFEST CONFIRMED!!!! WWWW

The Crew 2 is £0.98 on steam currently. It's an ok arcade racing game, but that discount of 98% is pretty crazy.

Woke up to an email that I’ve been let go from Dot Esports and Gamurs this morning effective immediately. I’ve just bought a house and I’m getting married next year. So, I’m looking for work…. (RTs appreciated)

Nooooooooooo!!!!!

Guess who is the next victim of the games industry redundancies 👇🏻 Mega sad cause PS Access/UK are a great bunch and I know they're as gutted as I am, but I'm a relentless optimist, so please give this a share and let's see what happens next eh🌈 More about me below... 1/3

I feel pretty rotten, sharing Amy’s update. She’s a wonderful friend, and I hope with all my heart that she’s your future colleague. You couldn’t ask for better.

Nice job!

Arizona dog found a missing 2-year-old on his nightly patrol that a local rescue team spent 16 hours searching for. 15/10

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Stewart Lee was ahead of his time. youtu.be/XkCBhKs4faI?si…