NEW ⬇️ Events like this month’s breaches have happened before and will happen again. The task for defenders not directly affected by the Uber and Rockstar attacks, writes @chetwisniewski, is to learn by putting your own team into those companies’ shoes. 1/12

Wait until they hear about guns hahaha no haha never mind.

If you describe yourself as “freedom loving” but spend your time taking about how to limit the freedoms of people you don’t agree with, then actually you’re just an asshole.

I guess the issue must be guns after all.

When life gives you apples, make apple upside-down cake.

Cash fraud is on the rise-and many victims are denied refunds (by their banks). See how silly that sounds?

So here's a summary of what ISC2 is changing in its Bylaws and why you should vote NO in the upcoming Bylaws vote. Hold on to your wigs:

A vote for a Republican in any House race on Nov 8 is a vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene on the House Judiciary and Oversight Committees and for Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House. It’s also a vote to make abortion illegal nationwide even in cases of rape or incest.

An apology

It's entirely possible that Elon will save Twitter as a company *and* accelerate the decline of society.

This is amazing

xkcd.com/2693/

The irony is that people would probably pay for a BETTER Twitter (better moderated, more features, etc.), but Elon's goal seems to be a WORSE Twitter (less moderated, half the staff to produce new innovation, etc.) that also suddenly costs a bunch money.

Cool telemetry from Sophos X-Ops

Me on Mastodon: mstdn.social/@maximweinstein

Overall we kept the train from derailing and killing everyone on board, but understand this train aka America is still in grave danger. That means enjoy the moment but realize we still have a ton of work to do.

The Minneapolis Public Schools data breach is really bad. Much worse than we've been told. This affects current & former staff, students, & parents. The district hasn't been forthcoming, so here's a 🧵 w/ facts about what's going on & concrete steps to take to protect ourselves.

I’m running for U.S. Senate because Texans deserve a Senator whose team is Texas. Ted Cruz only cares about himself. Join our campaign today: colinallred.com

A few weeks ago, we saw a challenge posted online where a technical user was looking for the most elaborate, complex Regular Expression (eg., regex) that someone uses on a regular basis for a practical reason. x.com/timhwang/statu…

We asked around our team of researchers, and we found what might be the largest, most complex regex anyone has ever seen: 272,816 UTF-8 characters in length, created for our Data Loss Prevention product.