Beef AND Guinness? In this economy??

The idea of national service for young people always polls off its clackers with people who will never have to do it

One thing I admire about Van Badham is jesus christ she knows how to drive people insane

Peter Dutton failed the bechdel test at uni

Okay folks, the Liberals’ big secret is finally out in the open. Reports are their election hopes are in tatters over this. Insiders are furious and say the leak is internal. But wherever it came from, the cat is out of the bag now: Peter Dutton never got his pen licence

You know who else failed 4 of his first 6 subjects at uni? That’s right a guy called Jesus of Nazareth. God sent his only son to earth to suffer through two semesters of BA012 Marketing Fundamentals and fucking BA005 Financial Literacy. You’d be flipping tables at the temple too

Whoever did it, it’s a bona fide hate crime! No two ways about it

Trying to imagine anyone in the Palestinian solidarity movement coming up with painting the most fucked possible thing you could think of to paint on a Jewish school as a good idea and I’ve gotta say I’m not seeing it. Not sure if I’m off base here

Players love remonstrating with the umpire when they get a free kick against. Quick Q: have you ever heard of an umpire reversing a decision based on a clever and well-structured argument? No you haven’t. Standing there like a beggar in marketplace of ideas. Get on the mark

When your content isn’t really popping off lately it’s always a good idea to just assume you’re shadowbanned and never a good idea to check if you actually are

*to the tune of the Bunnings Warehouse jingle* Dunning Kruger

Kids are great, really loving parenthood. But one thing I would say is they need a bit of attenuation in the high mids. Bit of a notch filter