me and the boys are headed to Unit 731 to get voluntary brain cancer x.com/neuralink/stat…

The document thing is bad, but the gaudy interior design that looks like he's trying to convince himself he's super duper rich is just embarrassing.

Who taught AI to be genuinely hilarious

This person experienced ego death because Twitter banned some weird crypto scam account, and I've been doing it with psychedelics like a chump for years

Y’all: “eat the rich” The ocean eats the rich and the people celebrate Y’all: “no not like that”

What if the banging sound is a colony of people descended from Titanic survivors trapped at the bottom of the ocean for 111 years

bosses are radicalizing our nation's youth

I see Elon is escalating his own accidental war against the relevance of his own platform

People will tell you to try "this authentic NY style pizza" and then show you some pretentious thing that literally zero rats have chewed on

if only you had asked your own product first

I am not liking this Swiftification of the American Britneyscape.

Fun fact: Neuralink exists because Elon Musk wants to digitally capture human emotions and feed them into his brain so he can finally be cool

It's bad that soon video and audio will no longer be able to be trusted as documentation of reality. Until now everyone has been in so much agreement about what is true.

an insider tells me the Meta outage today is due to a zero-day exploit where all the images posted to Meta platforms are turned into female-presenting nipples, and it made Zuck super duper mad so he unplugged the server

many people are asking JD Vance about allegations that he is an asshole

"Grok, make up the dumbest shit you can think of to gin up more hate"

Famous superhero Musk Man flies in the air over the ruins of Twittertropolis, scanning for his arch enemies, Coherent Reasoning Woman and the Basic Decency Gang