I’m sure your local representative willing to throw millions of people under the proverbial bus for the sake of billionaires and party unity is going to care deeply about the poor Gambler

Euros arriving at the 2026 WSOP playing against exclusively amateurs

Can we put the mask back on

Has anyone tried telling Kassouf its 276 miles from here to Hollywood, man just wants some geophgraphical knowledge and then he can rest

Dispelling the myth that two wrongs don’t make a right

If someone walks up and wants to give you 250k you don’t say no, you just start touching the balls until you’ve finished 90 out of 100 in a row

WSOP floor practicing the 50’s style of parenting. Neglect your kids while they cause mayhem then act shocked and slap them in the face

'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Person to Whom This Regularly Happens

When I asked for further comment on the decision to 86 Will for the rest of the 2025 WSOP Jack Effel paused for a moment, a dark shadow crossed his face and he started manically laughing and repeatedly shouting “8 high like a boss”

9 high like a DDoS

Pretty strange how every poker TD seems universally beloved with the exception of Jack Effel, probably nothing

Don't think anyone's ready for what's coming if/when the Grinder wins the main, LGBT poker boom 2026

The only way this could have been funnier was if we had waited four months for the Grinder to demolish the November nine in 15 hands

Little known secret that the poker Hall of Fame leads directly to the secret bathroom of fame, some things money just can’t buy

Celebrating three years of sobriety today, what started out as the most challenging things I have done is now a huge part of my daily strength and peace of mind. As always, to anyone struggling, DMs are open, I couldn’t do it alone, you don’t have to either.

Everyones looking to bet on themselves to go from 30% to 15% body fat in a year but I think it would be way more fun to prop bet the other way, fat Jason Koon would be dope

The natural evolution of this is for poker sites to install spyware and let you pay to hack into your opponents webcams to watch the smugness vanish from their faces in realtime

For some reason I get picked for audience participation by the circus clown at a 75% rate, have spent some time in the lab and the results speak for themselves