I literally bought dana’s car and I'm literally shaking rn.

Fun fact: did you know the “D” in “Sunny D” stands for Delinquent!?!

.QuickChek is the only establishment brave enough to craft the Peeps Smoothie

four favorite TV show episodes

*choking back tears* who do you think you are? i am!

Every coward on here is like "oh when shows come back they better be 3 bands and over by 10 pm" shut the fuck up grandpa we're bringing back 12 band metalcore gigs at VFW halls

Anyone wanna join my new band “Chillswitch Engage”? We are a four piece steel drum group that only does covers Dua Lipa songs. Dm me.

pls

this cartoon saved my marriage

if they didn’t play this in middle school when the laptop cart came in, they’re too young for you

Honey, it’s not “Pumkin Spice” szn… It’s “Beans, Greens, Potatoes, Tomatoes, Chicken, Turkey, Chicken…” szn.

I’ve seen this mf in hoboken

Slugworth level jaw

Kim Kardashian has purchased the rights of saying "My Wife" in a Borat voice, TMZ reports.

Black people see UFOs too. Shared my 2001 story on a new ep of Bertcast with bert kreischer.