…can someone explain this growth on the top of my pineapple? ThunderShirt #CatsOfTwitter

…I don’t know what I did, but she is judging me HARD! If eyes could talk, oooweeeeeeee 😒

…this may be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t think AI should be predicting my online conversations based on conversations I’ve had in person. I know my phone is always listening, but dang, how is this safe?!

…for the first time in a long time, I am feeling like myself. I slept in, made myself breakfast, cleaned up my garden for winter/planted grass seed, cooked dinner/lunches for the week, and had a bath. Just little things, but this year has been tough, so counting this as a win!

…this was short lived. So so stressed and not sleeping well 😭

…how concerned should I be that a clot just flew out of my nose with minimal effort?! Just blew my nose 5 mins prior 😵‍💫🤧

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…the face of a cat who caused me to max out my credit card for the first time in my life!

…why does he look like a middle aged man taking a selfie for his dating profile?! 🤣

I will never forget when a random man was popping off saying the N word, then when I looked at him he said “I have black friends!” as if that would excuse his behaviour. You can be a hateful, racist person and still have “friends” that are people of colour. Do better.

…my office mate often comments on Darla’s size (she’s a chonky ginger princess). Today I tried to recreate one of my favourite pictures of baby Darla, suffice to say, she’s grown a wee bit. 😅

…I am too old to be going out at 1130pm

…starting weight watchers when I knew I was going out this week was a BAD IDEA!

…if I get told to be “approachable” or send a “professional” email one more time, imma lose my damn mind

…going to my unofficial bday party shortly. Do I wanna? Nope! Do I love my humans and can’t wait to dance with them? Most definitely

…I knew Jan. 22 was a good day 😉

You are not behind.

…new album cover just dropped