That's because I've been sexting the US and it's hornt

Having a kid is not a personality. Maybe your kid is special: you’re not, and you don’t get credit for what your kid does. You had your chance and ended up a loser.

Rich white women who say “you know you a bad bitch”

White women love doing things that make them unique and different.

Talking shit in a group DM is way more misogynistic than cheating on your wife.

You would have to be hopped up on angel dust to get a tattoo like that.

Anyone in twinja interested in a meetup? My wife is out of town so just as friends of course.

Deadspin Twitter- came for the sports, stayed for the nude pics.

You can’t tell if a baby is mentally ill until at least 4.

I fell for the hottie with the big cans and now my marriage is in jeopardy.

For a small fee I will tell you how to get people to stop “sexting” you.

I try to make fun of my ex wife as much as possible on social media

Some of you ladies need a father figure and I am here for it

Twinja is on average not bad looking for an online polycule.

Helped an extremely bad-smelling woman with her wheelchair today and she told me she would get me fired if I didn’t rub her shoulders.

Münchausen by Proxy Bleached Asshole

Got served some spoiled cunt and would like to send it back to the kitchen.