I’d do unspeakable things for a Crunchwrap supreme rn...

Nothing like being found in a biffy, swiped of my dignity, and brought to the hospital to make me take a break from the sauce. Hairball 1 Laurel 0

Taco Tuesday at work 🙌🏼😋

Hope they throw a couple bad bitches in your casket Mac #rip

the subtitles have me dead 😂💀 x.com/naysayerr_/sta…

Can't believe my idol Hugh Hefner died. What's better than the Playboy mansion... and who the fuck gets that place!?

Ever have those days where you just cry? Not because you're sad... but you're fucking irate. Yeah that's me😒

Amarillo by morning

A little David Bowie before my test 😍

Phone automatically connects to St. Luke's guest access... 🤷🏻‍♀️

Prof asked what humans use keys for besides unlocking... I said cocaine... needless to say I look like the class druggy 😂🔑

Anyone want a super sweet, orange, male cat?

Juggle my nuts

Need steak now

Why are the best people taken too soon? 😥

JT’s Prince tribute gives me life 💜💜

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Aragorn 😍