GET THE FUCK OUT MY CLUB, bangsat. Dan tolol lo semua “Indonesian top gooners” yang belain doi. Udah jelas banget bertahun2 doi yang berkasus.

That feeling when you’re with your side piece in a Coldplay concert and Chris Martin says “whoa, look at these two”

Dapet juga sekali apes transaksi di TokopediaCare pake kartu debit virtual Mandiri Care mau refund malah nyangkut 😫

Me setelah putting kids to sleep with ugh agh

Extremely common Ben and Jerry’s W

Shameless repost because it’s raining heavily in Jakarta again