Why do women pretend that they want to be objectified? Oh lemme guess, you want to be objectified by the guy you like, but only him right? Because yeah, that’s rational thinking

I’d love to see Kanye and Dr. Umar Johnson together in one room, and just let the camera roll...

I wonder how job interviews in the future are going to go. “What skills do you have?” I’m pretty good at Youtubing...

Every African ain’t in America, let’s normalize being called Black

Black or White, the English are killing shit rn in Hollywood.

Yeah it’s cool enough to wear long pants, but I refuse to because it’s summer

Finally saw this WAP video...love Cardi but Meg is tap dancing on this beat.

This TobeNwigwe project slap! He got that David Banner/Big KRIT/Andre 3k feel...

Hey Twitter, happy to be alive

I’ve never quit a job. Always got fired first.

I don’t know who’s in charge of good fortune, but thank you to whoever put my name on that list

Think it’s time for a Twitter handle change…let’s see if it’s available

And just like that…Matty Noir is here!

Got to work two hours early…guess it’s time to tweet

Life is good

Hello Twitter my old friend

When you finally get to see ya homegirl after a long day of arguing with your girlfriend

Chet Hanks accent > Drake Accent

Pain is an adhesive…if you’ve been through it, you can connect to people

Mumbai! Thank you for such an incredible first night! The energy inside the NSCI Dome was next level!! Excited we get to do it all over again tomorrow night! 🙌🏾🇮🇳 #OffTheRecordWorldTour 📸: PBS the Photographer