I know a cat wrote this

taylor swift said she’s getting finger blasted while the boys are touching down in tomato town

ahhhh espresso martini, the rich man’s vodka red bull

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i know tennessee got that back blown OUT. finna change his name to idaho 😂😂

Anyone else agree?

Okay

watching kung fu panda in the club rn

I have so many questions about this hot dog listing specifically.

I want to send $32,545 to someone who has never won before, like + rt + THANK YOU!!

I swear they were gonna kiss

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I know he'll put you through the mattress

This is how I wait for my girl to reply

gay people seeing the color green in public

I could be on my phone for 3 hours straight but I will refuse to watch that reel you sent me that’s 10 minutes long

dropping this link so my twitter people will see and give money if you love me and you love live theatre gofundme.com/f/funding-for-…

All coffee shop bathrooms should have bidets and seat warmers