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Hey man do they have any sweet treats at the function or should we pre

Agatha christie:

Taylor honey put the thesaurus down

PRIDE MONTH ACTIVATED!!!!!

This one for sure

Talking to a guy on hinge after I liked him and he liked me also

Being single is actually amazing????? dishes in the sink?? Nobody has to know! Walk aimlessly around the neighborhood for hours?? None of your business!! Talking to myself like gollum from lord of the rings????????????

Therapist: do you ever think of suicide Me: never Me when my Favorite Cup is dirty in the sink: ok I guess I’ll just kill myself then

Im not demure i have an anxiety disorder

You want me to “calm down”? everything that should cost $40 costs $100 and you want me to calm down

(Trying to give myself a pep talk) you are nice. You are KIND there are very few things wrong with you except for of course the Things

The best part about driving a 2010 honda civic is you can just like bump into stuff. who cares

Love going to the airport bc i love wearing hoodies and walking fast

(seeing a friend i haven’t seen since college) do you still puke on ppl

Ah yes time to come home and have a nice nutritious meal called “37 crackers”

Shortly after this they hit me with a $3000 repair bill..

Owning a cat is like ok yes everything i own may be covered in hair but at least there’s a Creature shitting in that box

Nooo that’s my emotional support guy i text who’s not into me