If you believe 5G causes covid I’d like to have you on my podcast. DM me. Well to honest I mean I would need to create a podcast and then have you on it to make fun of you. DM Me.

Holy shit this guy got lost somewhere on the way to Disney World

.@RepMattGaetz tit

Congratulations to my friend, President Joe Biden! This is your time.

Why are pharmacists so aggressive with their keyboards?

Found the cutest space in 44 Stanley today. It’s just Peachy. 🍑 ✨

The good news is, if we carry on vaccinating at this rate we will all be immunized by 2036

I love Hilton Tarrant in a spiritual way.

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Cape Town friends! Please keep an eye & ear out for our dear Earthling JJ Catingsworth🐱. He's been missing since Sunday, likely bewildered by the awful fires. 💖All details on poster 🌈Please share! 🐈Last seen in #Mowbray. Could be in #Observatory, #Rondebosch or surrounds.

Just spent 20 minutes on Twitter and now I need to cleanse my eyeballs.

Let’s be real no one except your anti vaxxer uncle gives a shit that Facebook is down.

The lady at the shop just asked me if I want to tap or insert… I thought that was a bit forward.

This might be hard news for some people

I think we need to retire the term “Dezemba” guys, specifically for brands.