America, you’re broken.

It *feels like* you’re taking the piss.

My favourite part of parenting is when they scream at you to do the thing you are doing.

Likely to be sentenced to life without parole 🇺🇸

Dispear 😢

Does the cake scene from Under Siege count?

It’s incredible how many people will tell me I should make #NFTs when they have absolutely zero intention of ever owning one, nor do they know anyone who does.

I’m convinced that in every office there is one person whose job is to make sure the kettle is empty.

I needed this wholesome timeline cleanser.

#writingcommunity Anyone else get discouraged when you haven’t sold a book in a while, then when you get sales you get anxiety because the readers won’t like it? Why do we do this again?

Hardcore pawn. rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…

Weird to hear booing for Ginnivan coming from the same supporters that refused to accept that people booing Goodes just didn’t like how he played for free kicks #gopies

Got through one of my 3187 unread The New Yorker mags today. Hoping it’s the start of a new, better me.

I’m all for Aussie kids celebrating Halloween but I draw the line at calling it ‘candy’. Lollies, mate.

That’s what happens when the dads start trying against their kids #AFLCatsHawks

No one ever told me about the secret committee, plotting and scheming with those I’d considered friends. In time, I discovered it was for my birthday. Now Novel The Shit About Writing Podcast

Isn’t it nice when your neighbours go away so you can empty your endlessly clinking recycling bin without judgement.

He came from nothing. He conquered everything. He was tired. #napoleon

I hate it here.

Classic Gen Z text. Working from home today.